Thursday, December 9, 2010

Poem



Chili is one of the spices for cooking,
Without chili, every cooking can go wrong,
Without you in my life,
It will be dull and tasteless,
That's why I need you,
You will always be my red hot chili.




I wish,
I can freeze the time,
Why I wish?
Because I'm late to class.

Animal Combination

Mr. Radzi were asking us to combine 2 animals that's IMPOSSIBLE to live in real life. Well I was hungry at that time... so I'm thinking about chicken... and I saw butterfly in slides so I was thinking to combine a CHICKEN and BUTTERFLY! However I feel sorry to my "Butterken" since it will die instantly... but I still eat chicken for my dinner later the day...

I Facepalm for Week 6 Exercise

We... I mean I have being tricked to choose a number between 1-99... which I choose 23, 47 and 76... and it turn to be like this:

STEP 1:

1 - Flower
2 - Lightning
3 - Ice
4 - Light
5 - Fire
6 - Duck
7 - Dog
8 - Oil
9 - Leaf
0 - Fly

0 - Head
9 - Rain
8 - Wood
7 - Tree
6 - Spider
5 - Root
4 - Mountain
3 - Wind
2 - Rock
1 - Water

Step 2:

23, 47, 76

STEP 3:

Lightning Wind
Light Tree
Dog Spider

STEP 4:

1 - He appears like lightning with wind blowing through his hair.
2 - Her dog is scared to a spider.
3 - She was so light that she can climb the tree easily



STEP 5:

"How mergers go wrong"

You Will Draw Mah Face?

Well not that I mind or don't mind but I appreciated if someone draw my face or anything good about me - and I care for that person efforts.



Coincidentally, I have to exchange art with Adeeba Fauzallah whom is my friend and I'm really happy to receive it ^-^

Mortar and Pestle

Mortar and Pestle, which also known as 'Lesung Batu' in Malay, is a tool that use to crush and grind solid ingredients. They can be made from either rock, marble or wood but we mostly seeing a typical black rock mortal and pestle.



So this week Mr. Radzi asking us to draw the use of mortal and pestle 50 years in the future in case mortal and pestle is extinct.

So I came up with 3 ideas with a bit lulz imaginations.

The first one is the "Fat Grinder". Just place the mortar on the place you want to get rid of extra... fat... and use pestle and spin it inside the mortar. The vibration makes from the mortal and pestle is actually shaking off the fat from sticking on the skin to fall off. The faster you spin, the slimmer you get.



My 2nd idea is "Gladiator Knocker". Instead of using sword and shield as weapon, how about using pestle as sword and mortar as shield. It still works the same... only a bit heavier and smaller... but hey, you can built muscle for lifting heavy things!



Last but not least, my 3rd idea is "Hot Rock". Well 50 years in the future we might get Doraemon so we can ask him to use his 'Enlargement Torch' to increase the size of mortar and pestle. Then we fill hot water inside the giant mortar and use the giant pestle as a stair to climb inside the mortar.

Bill Gates!!




I used to confused Gareth Gates and Bill Gates when I was around 10 years old or so (I have long term memory lost so I'm not sure with my timeline) since I live in the world WITHOUT internet... yeah, I was a country girl last time and now I can't live without internet.

So... yeah... Bill Gates! One of the richest dude in the world! Though not really one of the available bachelor around... but hey! We still have Justin Bieber if you like (though I rather don't want to be near or sing any of his songs)

Okie dokie - back to Bill Gates and he's a drop out... from Harvard... and he never complete his studies but who care what he does in the past since he's now the chairman of Microsoft.

Oh well if it's not because of Mother Club, Bill Gates will not be the BILL GATES we know now. He will be a lawyer and we all will end up using Mac.

Because of Mother Club, he begin to take interest in computer programming before rewriting the school's computer program to schedule students in classes (I might call this hacking) then together with Paul Allen, formed a venture to make traffic counters based on the Intel 8008 processor which later graduated from Lakeside School and enroll into Harvard (and we know what happen next). He spend most of his times using school computer and finally found his passion. Later, he have a chit chat with his parent who supports him when he really wanted to start his own company.

If you start drooling on keyboard, I suggest you to watch "Pirates of Silicon Valley"... and that's the time I realize Gareth Gates is NOT Bill Gates.